Angela: holy crap do you remember when we had the idea for the reality show where you send your boyfriend to learn how to be a good boyfriend?
I just saw a commercial for it
"Tool Academy"
DAMMIT we could have been making bad TV
From an IM conversation that took place March 26, 2008:
me: boo
1:23 PM you should send him back to boyfriend school
Angela: if only there were such a place
1:24 PM me: i know
maybe we should start it
Angela: that sounds like work
1:25 PM well we'd need good security cause you know they'd try to escape
me: yeah
1:26 PM Angela: and the classes might actually get a little awkward
with the teaching
me: true
fuck it
i'm way too lazy to deal with all that
1:27 PM Angela: haha
we should sell the idea to someone
who will turn it into a reality show
oh my god
we have the next reality show hit, who do we talk to about getting some copyrights?
1:28 PM me: i might have some contacts
Angela: "Boyfriend School" - you have to pass the class to get some ass
me: i mean i have a contact who does PR for MTV
hmmmmm
then you get ass with some playboy bunnies or something
Angela: I say this idea has a 70% chance of succeeding with the right production
1:29 PM
well, yeah I guess we need a prize like that
me: or maybe that's the final test
Angela: I was thinking with the girlfriend that sent you on the show, but I guess that is inherently less flashy
ooh
that's the final test
me: a playboy bunny throws herself at the guy and if he resists, he's truly a good boyfriend
and then the girl doesn't dump him
Angela: no-touch lapdance from a playboy playmate
me: dude MTV would totally eat this up
1:30 PM Angela: this could totally work
Dammit. Wrong network. It's VH1 that's doing it.
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