Showing posts with label terrible jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label terrible jokes. Show all posts

Friday, September 5, 2008

This is why I'm anal about grammar

Because leaving out a simple comma can lead to this:

me: man
i'm so fucking tired
Lucas: i think this is where our day began
me: yeah
Lucas: it's good to have resolution like this
me: bring things full circle
Lucas: mmmm pi
now i'm hungry
me: fuck me too
Lucas: after the pie


See that there? One little forgotten comma led to some pretty terrible innuendo. Which could have been avoided just by putting a comma after "fuck."

(For the record, that's not a typo, that's a horrible geometry joke on Lucas' part. My friends are fucking dorks. And I love them for it.)

And yeah, I'd also go for the pie first. Priorities, people. Priorities.

On a related note, somebody PLEASE buy me this shirt.