Friday, September 5, 2008

This is why I'm anal about grammar

Because leaving out a simple comma can lead to this:

me: man
i'm so fucking tired
Lucas: i think this is where our day began
me: yeah
Lucas: it's good to have resolution like this
me: bring things full circle
Lucas: mmmm pi
now i'm hungry
me: fuck me too
Lucas: after the pie


See that there? One little forgotten comma led to some pretty terrible innuendo. Which could have been avoided just by putting a comma after "fuck."

(For the record, that's not a typo, that's a horrible geometry joke on Lucas' part. My friends are fucking dorks. And I love them for it.)

And yeah, I'd also go for the pie first. Priorities, people. Priorities.

On a related note, somebody PLEASE buy me this shirt.

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