Angela: so this is probably the migraine hangover
me: yeah
putting pressure on my eyes helps
that sounds gross
Angela: no that makes sense
wear a tight blindfold
me: interesting
Angela: and pretend to be a ninja
me: hahaha
and use the force to not bump into things?
jedis are kind of like ninjas
Angela: perhaps
me: from the FUTURE
Angela: nah star wars was "a long time ago"
me: yeah but
a long time ago from very far into the future
Angela: they were like, when christ was riding the dinosaurs
me: so, still the future
hahaha
i would totally have a triceratops
and be all "hiyah, triceratops away!"
i don't think it would move very fast though
Angela: nah
but it would be like having a tank
me: with horns!
three of them!
Angela: hahaha
thats a horny tank
me: wow
man i want to draw a picture of me riding a triceratops
in Paint
Angela: hahahaha do it then
we can go to dino world and take a picture of it
And yes, I realize my drawing skills are worse than a 5-year-old's. Don't even ask how long it took me to do this, or what I had to look at as a template...
this clearly isn't as funny as you think it is
ReplyDeleteIn 2005, a BBC documentary, The Truth About Killer Dinosaurs, tested how Triceratops might have defended themselves against large predators like Tyrannosaurus. To see if Triceratops could have charged other dinosaurs, as would a modern-day rhinoceros, an artificial Triceratops skull was made and propelled into simulated Tyrannosaurus skin at 24 km/h (15 mph). The brow horns penetrated the skin, but the blunt nose horn and the beak could not, and the front of the skull broke. The conclusion drawn was that it would have been impossible for Triceratops to have defended themselves in this way—instead they probably stood their ground when attacked by large predators, using their horns for goring if the predator came close enough.
ReplyDeleteTriceratops is the official state dinosaur of Wyoming. Dick Cheney is from Wyoming.
ReplyDeleteIn Kindergarten Cop, the child who suggests the headache could be a tumor is played by Ben McCreary.
ReplyDeleteHis last film role came in 1993's 'Knights'. Knights tells the following story: "In the future, a kickboxer and a robot lead a revolution against ruling cyborgs."
If you had a boy triceratops who you used as a horny tank, would there be a problem if you encountered a British Mark IV "female" tank?
ReplyDeleteHormones run amok.
In summation, if we could launch Dick Cheney's triceratops skull from Wyoming at the ruling cyborgs, we could celebrate with lady tanks. And it would be even funnier than we think it is.
ReplyDeleteHey wait. Did you dye your hair?
ReplyDeleteConditions were apparently very different in the 1800s...
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